most are lame..1 is just..wrong..
2. 7 Dwarves knock on a woman’s door
Woman: whose their?
Dwarves: Heigh Ho, Heigh ho..
Woman: *SLAP* who the FUCK you calling a ho you midgets!?!?
3. What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawn moooooooooooer
4. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
5. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve You, but don’t start anything.”
6. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted….HA!
7. 2 potatoes were cooking in an oven.
One potato turns to the other and says “Geez, it’s hot in here!”
The other one says “WHOA!!! A talking potato!”
8. What do you call 2 ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag?
Twix (oh dear….)
9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
and says Dam!”
11. What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? Get bent!